Guy on a date explaining the features that make his watch strap superior to the average strap. See, it loops around here instead of going there, which is much better than cheaper watches. Girl is like, wow, what a keeper. I'm like, I've got the same strap on my $20 watch.
Oh, wait. Apparently the gears of his watch are calibrated and compensated for microscopic expansion due to changing temperature so it keeps accurate time indoors and outdoors. He's got me there. Don't think my watch has that.
"The watch Elvis was wearing when he died" was the phrase I didn't know I needed to hear.
(I'm being mean, but actually it's cool to be interested in something. And watches aren't that bad, even.)
