me:
I'm frustrated because I'm too tired to get anything done today

partner:
So what? There's nothing you have to do today, no deadlines you have to meet.

me:
BUT. I can't just take a day off WHILE YOU'RE BUSY WRITING

partner:
You had a migraine attack yesterday. You should relax.

me:
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU WOULD STILL LOVE ME IF I DON'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT COOKING DINNER AND TAKING THE LITTLE ONE TO KINDERGARTEN AND DOING LAUNDRY TODAY I DON'T DESERVE YOU I'M A TERRIBLE PARTNER