of course it doesn't roll over to next year. use it lose it, baby!

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You wouldn't do that, would you Fedi? I mean NFTs are legit, arent they? #NFT

here's a dystopia we haven't seen yet: keyboards
that you have to buy keypresses on. of course the IAP is cheaper if you buy a year's supply.

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#Netzfundstück
"In Großbritannien darf jetzt jeder fahren"
Wird nicht ob ich lachen oder einen soll

oh boy twitter is really going to go to shit now

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Dorsey? Sorry, I don't follow instance admin drama.
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if youtube is any indication nobody seems to have sanded/polished their aluminum unibody mac to make it ipod v2 mirror-shiny.

thinking of doing it to my 18,2 this winter

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"are you a boy or a girl"
"im a vegan"
"no i mean whats in your pants"
"broccoli"

hey remember that time the president said you should check to see if injecting bleach is helpful or not

nytimes.com/2020/04/24/health/

i have decided to consciously and deliberately avoid being around the general public from here on out. it's stressful for me and dangerous for them.

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