sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

hi y’all, i’m playing on the biggest poker livestream in the world today (thursday 9 jan) at 16:30 pacific time (19:30 eastern, 01:30 friday CET). please tune in!

https://www.youtube.com/live/R7HAer_NxP0

#poker #hustler #nlhe #hcl #live

wikipedia has a very strict non-deadnaming policy if someone is not notable prior to adopting their new name. it can't even appear in redirects or lists.

i wish i didn't have to renounce my gender to be afforded the same protection.

@foone "i don't know if i'm weird"

i got my first tiktok strike today for commenting "speak to pigs in a language they understand". two left to go!

@futurebird we all know that maga people are ineffective; the tyranny of the installed base is too powerful against even effective people.

really good preparedness video from @deviantollam that i cannot recommend enough:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ihrGNGesfI

this is WILD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parasitoid_wasp

has anyone written mastodon bots they like?

the c2.com wiki (the very first wiki) now requires javascript to render. the web i knew is dead

i am so glad it is breast cancer awareness month and we can finally do something about the scourge that is… people who haven’t heard about breast cancer

@hans we're either going to have the first female president, or the last president president.

CHASE BANK CUSTOMERS, BE ADVISED:

You have only until 16 Jan 2025 to call Chase at +1-800-935-9935 and opt out of mandatory binding arbitration. Their terms addendum states that this is the deadline and the *only* recognized way of opting out is via a phone call. You have to talk to a rep, it's not in the menu system. Do it for all your accounts to preserve your ability to sue them.

if trump gets reelected i wonder what his plan is for a third term? is he just going to pull a putin and push through an emergency repeal of the 22nd amendment?

@mike nope, not there. down the memory hole.

hahahaha after all that bullshit mudslinging...

i had an app on my phone. i backed up my phone. i got a new phone. i restored my phone. all my apps and data reappeared except one. it turns out your apps aren’t in the backup, they get redownloaded fresh as current versions, not the versions you had. one app is no longer in the store so i can’t have it on my new phone.

fucked by drm on a brand new $2000 device. thanks apple.