has anyone written mastodon bots they like?

the c2.com wiki (the very first wiki) now requires javascript to render. the web i knew is dead

i am so glad it is breast cancer awareness month and we can finally do something about the scourge that is… people who haven’t heard about breast cancer

@hans we're either going to have the first female president, or the last president president.

CHASE BANK CUSTOMERS, BE ADVISED:

You have only until 16 Jan 2025 to call Chase at +1-800-935-9935 and opt out of mandatory binding arbitration. Their terms addendum states that this is the deadline and the *only* recognized way of opting out is via a phone call. You have to talk to a rep, it's not in the menu system. Do it for all your accounts to preserve your ability to sue them.

if trump gets reelected i wonder what his plan is for a third term? is he just going to pull a putin and push through an emergency repeal of the 22nd amendment?

@mike nope, not there. down the memory hole.

sneak boosted

i had an app on my phone. i backed up my phone. i got a new phone. i restored my phone. all my apps and data reappeared except one. it turns out your apps aren’t in the backup, they get redownloaded fresh as current versions, not the versions you had. one app is no longer in the store so i can’t have it on my new phone.

fucked by drm on a brand new $2000 device. thanks apple.

@m0xee russia can't shut down every iphone factory in one hour with a phone call. you seem to forget that apple is more dependent on china than any other organization anywhere, including usa

@icy i suppose i could fold up a bag very small and keep it in my backpack at all times whilst in this hippie country

icloud in china is run by a chinese company, not apple, and their privacy policy is very very clear about what privacy you can expect when using icloud in china.

icloud.com.cn/gcbd-privacy-pol

"privacy, that's apple"

@icy that requires that i know in advance when i am going to shop

the only thing the german habit of not providing free grocery bags has done is cost me an extra €4 every time i shop and increased my plastic bag disposal mass by approximately 30x

Looks like Nextcloud's synchronization program said everything was synced but actually dozens and dozens of my photos from the last few years are zero length files.

When attempting to download my nextcloud files on a different machine, I installed the client app and it says sync is done/finished/ok, but it's only synced down 40GB from the server which claims to have 300GB of data, also.

Don't use Nextcloud, don't trust PHP developers, don't trust Euro data hippies.

stay in your goddamned lane you little owl fuck

why the fuck does duolingo want to upload my address book wtf

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