@flabbonix indeed i might. if i were looking to waste many dozens of hours and many thousands of dollars, though, i would go with the hookers and cocaine route, it's a much more fun way to lose huge amounts of time and money.
@flabbonix which also favors the defendant
your suit, if you won, would require them to pay your lawyer's fees
their TOS might include a clause for mandatory arbitration, which is not a court