the only website the federal government should have is irs.gov. literally every other .gov should be destroyed. why am i being forced to pay for this stuff?

once we get that done, then we can destroy irs.gov too and vacate the military.

i’m so old that i remember when electric vehicles, space exploration, and destroying the federal government was cool

feels like GigabitEthernet was a missed opportunity to call it FasterEthernet

i am downloading from the internet at 200 megabytes per second.

my first fast connection, i could download at almost 70 kilobytes per second (almost half a megabit) and it blew my mind.

chatgpt is down, how am i ever going to use ffmpeg to convert these videos now?!??

hi y’all, i’m playing on the biggest poker livestream in the world today (thursday 9 jan) at 16:30 pacific time (19:30 eastern, 01:30 friday CET). please tune in!

youtube.com/live/R7HAer_NxP0

wikipedia has a very strict non-deadnaming policy if someone is not notable prior to adopting their new name. it can't even appear in redirects or lists.

i wish i didn't have to renounce my gender to be afforded the same protection.

i got my first tiktok strike today for commenting "speak to pigs in a language they understand". two left to go!

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Taking a walk yesterday in Madrid and casually detected an array of Starlink satellites visible to the naked eye

has anyone written mastodon bots they like?

the c2.com wiki (the very first wiki) now requires javascript to render. the web i knew is dead

i am so glad it is breast cancer awareness month and we can finally do something about the scourge that is… people who haven’t heard about breast cancer

CHASE BANK CUSTOMERS, BE ADVISED:

You have only until 16 Jan 2025 to call Chase at +1-800-935-9935 and opt out of mandatory binding arbitration. Their terms addendum states that this is the deadline and the *only* recognized way of opting out is via a phone call. You have to talk to a rep, it's not in the menu system. Do it for all your accounts to preserve your ability to sue them.

if trump gets reelected i wonder what his plan is for a third term? is he just going to pull a putin and push through an emergency repeal of the 22nd amendment?

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