sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

i would like an iframe or script i can put on my website that will pull my latest toots from my mastodon or pleroma instance. please advise.

dear fediverse, would someone please make a bot that just posts random pictures of jiji the cat

the verge started doing a thing in their reviews where they track how many non-negotiated contracts you have to agree to to use a product.

this is GREAT and EVERYONE SHOULD COPY THIS.

https://www.theverge.com/21570497/apple-macbook-pro-2020-m1-review

@resynth1943 i don't respond well to passive aggression. if you have something you want to say to me, you now know how: email. if you don't, please don't @ me.

@resynth1943 i don't have any unreads, i dunno what you mean. my masto instance is glitchy though, email is always the best way to reach me. sneak@sneak.berlin.

@selea what brand?

@Synclair this is super cool

@ohaisammich @selea you don't need the sdr to do the breaking, just ethtool! see above

sometimes when i'm sad i just watch this and it helps a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0FZIwabctw

@selea sounds like a new security issue to test switches for!

@ohaisammich noch nicht. it should be here in 24h.

@sarvasana i run macOS on my imac pro, my 16" 64gb rMBP, and presumably on the M1 air that will arrive next week

@selea permanently died? did strobing the speed wedge them, or actually kill the hardware?

it's awesome that you're actually testing it out

this "two sides of opinion to every set of objective facts" is a cancer amongst reporters.

you're a reporter, it's your job to report the facts, not collect and aggregate the camps of people's whiny opinions about them.

what dipshits

Even *reporters* whose job it is to be accurate, like Jon Porter at the verge, fell for apple's intentionally confusing language:

https://www.theverge.com/2020/11/16/21569316/apple-mac-ocsp-server-developer-id-authentication-privacy-concerns-encryption-promises-fix

He claims Gatekeeper (the OCSP checks) are encrypted, citing apple's page, which says *no such thing*.

I'm astounded at how good this PR trickery is.

@hafnia this is gr8