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it's so obvious the point at which minecraft mobs stopped being designed by a homophobic antisocial swede and started being designed by corporate droids in seattle

i didn't realize until just now that the power mac g4 cube totally fucking cheated by having the AC/DC PSU external, as a giant brick half of the volume of the whole cube that you're supposed to hide under your desk

it's easier to buy the classic 128k mac on ebay these days than it is to buy a powermac 8600/9600.

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@welt tfw "phablets" are now just normal-sized phones
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wow, it's crazy to me that it's been long enough now that there are zero power mac 9600s on ebay right now.

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Surface Laptop 4 powered by Quad Core 11th Gen Intel® Core™: Intel® Iris® Xe  Graphics

Surface Laptop 4 powered by AMD Ryzen™ Microsoft Surface® Edition: AMD Radeon™ Graphics

Imagine calling up the sales number and asking, word for word, which of those options is better.

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reading: Statement of FSF board on election of Richard Stallman (so you don't have to) 

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Today I got to blow a child's mind

my 10-year-old (Z): papa, how come you're always right?*

Me: because everything I say is true, except this sentence which is false

*15 seconds go by*

Z: wait. What?! That's illegal!

* this is a running joke that is made every time I'm wrong about something

maybe the most german thing i have ever seen that doesn't involve beer and/or sausage:

youtu.be/gYpMz63WAjM

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"if only we could get the scoundrels out and get the right, good people into government, the world will be better off" is the equivalent of "if we only hire smart people, don't use strcpy, and are really careful then we will be able to write programs in c without memory corruption bugs and exploits!"

nice dream but how many times over how many decades must you bloody your head on that wall before you learn?

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by logging in to adt.com you agree via their clickwrap never to link to anything on adt.com except the home page:

myadt.com/usage-agreement

tmobile would give me a 28% monthly discount if i killed people overseas for a living.

i will pay $100 for an authentic instance of rms' now-infamous "pleasure card". go get me one.

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