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the spiritual connection between the self-destruct activation sequence for the ship nostromo and the removal of the case of the power macintosh g4 cube

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sausage levels are 54% and rising

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can't buy temple garments from lord bezos but you can buy racist bumper stickers

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what I want is a big tiddy oneesan but what I have is a big mommy state
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uber eats mentions the weather on the tip nag screen when it's raining.

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fucking uber eats has a stories feature now. what is this cancer

the average human can read about 100MB of text in a lifetime

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Birds near you

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in the future all wild birds will be legally mandated to carry an ADS-B transponder

i think it might be a dick move that apple is still selling the intel 27” imac right now

i go back and forth on whether or not to send people who have ghosted me in the past birthday wishes. my heuristic is that if the birthday is <6 months since ghosting and the personal relationship was >1 year, then I send well wishes into the void, otherwise no.

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