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why did i just think the phrase "brad owen's ken doll crotch mound"

of course it doesn't roll over to next year. use it lose it, baby!

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here's a dystopia we haven't seen yet: keyboards
that you have to buy keypresses on. of course the IAP is cheaper if you buy a year's supply.

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oh boy twitter is really going to go to shit now

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Dorsey? Sorry, I don't follow instance admin drama.
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if youtube is any indication nobody seems to have sanded/polished their aluminum unibody mac to make it ipod v2 mirror-shiny.

thinking of doing it to my 18,2 this winter

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"are you a boy or a girl"
"im a vegan"
"no i mean whats in your pants"
"broccoli"

hey remember that time the president said you should check to see if injecting bleach is helpful or not

nytimes.com/2020/04/24/health/

i have decided to consciously and deliberately avoid being around the general public from here on out. it's stressful for me and dangerous for them.

rtcreportingd on macos phones home to pancake.apple.com even with analytics off.

airplay receiving (from a lan device to a lan device) on the latest macOS (for using a mac as an airplay display) requires login via an apple id. what the fuck.

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