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The Scots translation of Harry Potter is wild to listen to. (Quidditch is Bizzumbaw, Dumbledore is Dumbiedykes, and the Sorting Hat is the Bletherin Bunnet.) https://soundcloud.com/user-564615511/the-boy-wha-lived

Personally, I wish that the "code red" response that ChatGPT inspired at Google wasn't to launch a dozen AI products that their red teams and AI ethicists have warned them not to release, but to combat the tsunami of AI-generated SEO spam bullshit that's in the process of destroying their core product. Instead, they're blissfully launching new free tools to generate even more of it.

RT twitter.com/@BudrykZack: We were somewhere around Narnia on the edge of Lantern Waste when the Turkish Delight began to take hold. https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1623155702775574528

The iPod Shuffle SE 2021 was a reintroduction of the iPod Shuffle’s original 2005 “chewing gum stick” design but with an integrated single-use SARS-CoV-2 antigen test. (Optional lanyard sold separately.)

Me, as aspiring staff eng: I want to be in the room where decisions are made

Me in the room where decisions are made: I wonder if the window is locked and how far the drop would be if I climbed out

Same energy. #SOTU

"Pussy Ass Bitch" is now in the Congressional Record.

Acyn: I just woke up and Twitter is telling me "You are over the daily limit for sending Tweets". So things are still going great over there.
https://jwz.org/b/yj9x

thanks @neito for finding this

@ everyone who went back to twitter

About ten years ago a flying squirrel snuck into my house and spent a few hours playing hide-and-seek with my cat. Anyways. Here's the best photo you're likely to ever see of a flying squirrel hiding inside a #sunmicrosystems E4000 server chassis. #retrocomputing #mammals