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Google is providing 100,000 security keys to "high risk individuals" for free and this is good:

https://blog.google/technology/safety-security/new-partnerships-and-100000-security-keys-to-protect-high-risk-individuals/

I don’t have to bother separating the art from the artist if the art sucks.

Again, for the people at the back: deterring stalking is more important than deterring the theft of property. People's safety is more important property. Even your property. Even my property. Even stuff I would be very angry at having stolen.

Todd Graven took some really amazing photos of the Northern Lights in Valdez, #Alaska last night. Here are a few more.
#NorthernLights

The Scots translation of Harry Potter is wild to listen to. (Quidditch is Bizzumbaw, Dumbledore is Dumbiedykes, and the Sorting Hat is the Bletherin Bunnet.) https://soundcloud.com/user-564615511/the-boy-wha-lived

Personally, I wish that the "code red" response that ChatGPT inspired at Google wasn't to launch a dozen AI products that their red teams and AI ethicists have warned them not to release, but to combat the tsunami of AI-generated SEO spam bullshit that's in the process of destroying their core product. Instead, they're blissfully launching new free tools to generate even more of it.

RT twitter.com/@BudrykZack: We were somewhere around Narnia on the edge of Lantern Waste when the Turkish Delight began to take hold. https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1623155702775574528

The iPod Shuffle SE 2021 was a reintroduction of the iPod Shuffle’s original 2005 “chewing gum stick” design but with an integrated single-use SARS-CoV-2 antigen test. (Optional lanyard sold separately.)

Me, as aspiring staff eng: I want to be in the room where decisions are made

Me in the room where decisions are made: I wonder if the window is locked and how far the drop would be if I climbed out

Same energy. #SOTU

"Pussy Ass Bitch" is now in the Congressional Record.

Acyn: I just woke up and Twitter is telling me "You are over the daily limit for sending Tweets". So things are still going great over there.
https://jwz.org/b/yj9x

thanks @neito for finding this

@ everyone who went back to twitter