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fat white people on antidepressants saying "primary bedroom"

if there's anything i have learned in my four decades on this planet, it's that you should never, ever mention having a medical problem to festival hippies.

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So following on from that research into why people aren't signing up to the fedi, yesterday I tried a little experiment to remove some of the biggest barriers and help people make the jump.

People complain the process of signing up to mastodon is complicated, and it's hard to find the Good Posts.

So I shared with people who wanted to join two things:
1. An invite link to the server I'm on, to stop them having to choose.
2. My follow list in csv format, to populate the tl with good posts.

should i try to get linux running on my mac IIcx?

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pretty sure i’m going to move to the qoto.org instance. the other instances i tested out (beige.party, indieweb.social, tilde.zone, and of course mastodon.social) all to some degree are “protecting me” from seeing some of the totally normal content of folks i'm already interacting with on other instances. qoto.org seems to show me everything i try to see, so far.

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good day DJs of the fediverse!

what was the last important track/record you played/listened/included in the mix you remember?

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ha russia switched its national anthem after the USSR collapsed, but TIL putin put back the original USSR anthem melody as russian's official anthem in 2000 (without the original words).

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iBook Clamshell Key Lime running @ActionRetro shenanigans. It took some time to get it running, but here it is! #retrocomputing #minecraft #apple

i fucking hate giving adobe money but i'm still not ready to use cracked lightroom because it has so much valuable shit stored in it. at least i downgraded from the $600/year full creative cloud to the $250/year lightroom-and-photoshop-only one. fuck adobe.

please someone replace lightroom with something usable (it isn't darktable, shhh)

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Found 250 new servers and 125 servers died off since 9 hours ago. Check out the Monthly and Daily Stats by software or server or the entire fediverse.

24,290 servers checked. 12,268,266 Total Users, 2,015,734 Monthly Active Users today vs 1,920,902 yesterday for the entire fediverse.

New #fediverse servers found:

lemmybe.com a #lemmy server from Private
clowder.mrrps.net a #pleroma server from United States
calckey.toririm.com a #calckey server from Japan
happysl.app a #lemmy server from Private
nichenerdery.duckdns.org a #lemmy server from Canada
don.kuropon.dev a #mastodon server from Japan
lemmy.nzambello.dev a #lemmy server from Germany
tusky.gravyflex.ca a #mastodon server from Private
lemmy-new.nariman.work a #lemmy server from United States
lemmy.xylight.dev a #lemmy server from Private
misskey.emymin.net a #misskey server from France
mastodon.r3networks.uk a #mastodon server from Private
anakmanis.com a #mastodon server from Private
stream.geringswalder-funkclub.de a #owncast server from Germany
c.arts.moe a #calckey server from Germany
moko-moko.hostdon.ne.jp a #mastodon server from Japan
birdsite.rip a #mastodon server from Portugal
lemmy.catattack.win a #lemmy server from Private
mstdn-kitakubu.com a #mastodon server from Japan
skoufos.masto.host a #mastodon server from France
lemmy.multivers.cc a #lemmy server from Canada
social.festival.tf a #mastodon server from Germany
flemmy.etxea.eu a #lemmy server from Spain
radz-at-han.city a #mastodon server from Portugal
misskey.caligula-sea.net a #misskey server from Japan
fediverse.live a #calckey server from Finland
lemmy.sdfcn.org a #lemmy server from Hong Kong
www.gekony.xyz a #misskey server from Private
vrnd.social a #misskey server from Canada
social.riso.dev a #mastodon server from United States
vermontconnect.com a #lemmy server from United States
nerdly.dev a #lemmy server from United States
ck.tfnux.org a #calckey server from France
phoebus.cc a #mastodon server from Portugal
ck.raccoon.garden a #calckey server from United States
lemmy.ruud.je a #lemmy server from Netherlands
plr.fly.dev a #pleroma server from United States
toots.w.on-t.work a #gotosocial server from Germany
misskey.giggly.de a #misskey server from Germany
mastodon.trender.net.au a #mastodon server from Australia
nothankyou.hostdon.ne.jp a #mastodon server from Singapore
luna.social a #mastodon server from Portugal
mk.nakaymi.net a #misskey server from Private
dmv.pub a #kbin server from United States
lemmy.xabis.xyz a #lemmy server from Private
write.indiepocalypse.social a #writefreely server from United States
lemy.nl a #lemmy server from Private
social.jrruethe.info a #kbin server from Private
mastodon.287industries.com a #mastodon server from France
walrus.social a #wildebeest server from Private
misskey.mat2.net a #misskey server from United States
m.daevien.com a #mastodon server from Private
lemmy.trond.dev a #lemmy server from Norway
lemmy.digital-alchemy.app a #lemmy server from Private
skyhoppers.club a #mastodon server from United States
emmyl.com a #lemmy server from Canada
disflux.org a #lemmy server from United States
www.kagura.ch a #misskey server from Private
mastodon.inductor.dev a #mastodon server from Private
social.bean.id.au a #friendica server from Australia
tubular.social a #hometown server from Germany
s.aliberksandikci.com.tr a #calckey server from France
social.admin.ch a #mastodon server from France
masto.757.place a #mastodon server from France
enshittification.social a #mastodon server from Private
mi-dev.colorfuldrops.net a #misskey server from Private
nolabooks.social a #mastodon server from Portugal
gc-key.幼女.life a #misskey server from Private
misskey.meglia.dev a #misskey server from Japan
misskey.maco.pics a #misskey server from Private
delta9.me a #pleroma server from Private
friendica.techviator.com a #friendica server from Private
yali.app a #lemmy server from United States
misskey.vigilanteyu.com a #misskey server from Private
pbzweihander.social a #misskey server from Japan
fediconnect.social a #calckey server from United States
kasei.ski a #misskey server from Private
lemmy.cwagner.me a #lemmy server from Germany
lems.app a #lemmy server from Private
lemmy.clodobox.xyz a #lemmy server from Switzerland
kbin.pithyphrase.net a #kbin server from Private
lemmywinks.net a #lemmy server from United States
calckey.kilinbox.cc a #calckey server from Private
amiverse.net a #amiverse server from Japan
misskey.tpt.works a #misskey server from Private
tweesky.net a #misskey server from Private
v10.rorea.moe a #meisskey server from Private
misskey.shinbunbun.com a #misskey server from Private
misskey.mkihr-ojisan.com a #misskey server from Japan
lemmy.alfi.casa a #lemmy server from France
lemmy.dosh.dk a #lemmy server from Germany
pandaemonium.club a #mastodon server from Singapore
lemmy.drewk.org a #lemmy server from Private
mi.ddlia.com a #misskey server from Private
m.kamigod.click a #misskey server from Private
misskey.roz-dev.net a #misskey server from Japan
don.nakochi.me a #mastodon server from Private
lemmy.despotes.nl a #lemmy server from Netherlands
misskey.halcat.org a #misskey server from United States
mastodon.phundrak.com a #mastodon server from Private
lemmy.ramram.ink a #lemmy server from Private
lemmy.hansooloo.com a #lemmy server from United States
kbin.bitgoblin.tech a #kbin server from United States
miss.theeum.org a #misskey server from South Korea
mi.msyake.ovh a #misskey server from Private
misskey.kushiro-u.jp a #misskey server from Private
mi0.robotician.jp a #misskey server from Japan
9ineverse.com a #misskey server from Private
mitra.076.moe a #mitra server from Japan
mi.arkw.work a #misskey server from Private
in.coffin.rip a #misskey server from Private
wakasky.wakasagihi.me a #misskey server from Private
key.suzuke.dev a #misskey server from Private
misskey.elmakyu.net a #misskey server from Private
mi.howamun.day a #misskey server from Private
owncast.mitch.science a #owncast server from United States
lemmy.blumonium.net a #lemmy server from United States
lemmy.horwood.cloud a #lemmy server from France
lemmy.carck.co.uk a #lemmy server from Private
mas.thon.kr a #mastodon server from South Korea
hackertalks.com a #lemmy server from Private
mastodon.madden.house a #mastodon server from United States
social.5f9.de a #mastodon server from Germany
stream.fedi.camp a #owncast server from Germany
mastodon.nagele.cloud a #mastodon server from Austria
shibimega.social a #calckey server from Private
toot.seiyuu.fans a #mastodon server from Private
mis.dgsy-official.com a #misskey server from Private
hibitas.com a #misskey server from Private
khr.f5.si a #misskey server from Japan
miltodon.social a #mastodon server from Germany
r.irithyll.cc a #lemmy server from Germany
unsafe.codes a #mastodon server from Australia
lemmy.over-world.org a #lemmy server from Germany
seriously.iamincredibly.gay a #lemmy server from United States
mi.nexryai.online a #misskey server from Private
social.ichor.work a #mastodon server from Private
kayamachi.org a #misskey server from Japan
netko.kr a #misskey server from Canada
ngrdk.fedicity.net a #mastodon server from Singapore
lemmy.atlantic-cloud.com a #lemmy server from Private
kbin-i6mkx-u4966.vm.elestio.app a #kbin server from Germany
kishi.ch a #mastodon server from France
tube.ruslo.pro a #peertube server from Russia
note.justpassed.blue a #misskey server from Private
testlemmy.lealternative.net a #lemmy server from France
comicfiesta.social a #misskey server from Private
misskey.snowberry.cc a #misskey server from Private
koarikodon.kojo.dev a #mastodon server from Netherlands
anilua.club a #mastodon server from Singapore
kertwang.me a #mastodon server from Portugal
social.jondev.lol a #mastodon server from United States
lemmy.digitalutopia.xyz a #lemmy server from United Kingdom
lemmy.auskast.com a #lemmy server from United States
arbre.chat a #pleroma server from Private
tele.kenobit.it a #owncast server from Italy
pixel.internationalotaku.com a #pixelfed server from United States
slick.stream a #pleroma server from United States
ap.caligula-sea.net a #mastodon server from Singapore
cosmisskey.cc a #misskey server from Private
stormskey.works a #misskey server from Private
lemmy.hivemind.at a #lemmy server from Germany
rroki.ddns.net a #mastodon server from Japan
social.elementcoop.com a #mastodon server from France
minions.social a #mastodon server from United States
misskey.mamisrv.ne.jp a #misskey server from Private
bsky.business a #calckey server from United States
mst.rockman.zip a #mastodon server from Canada
misskey.kinelab.cc a #misskey server from Private
awai.hostdon.ne.jp a #mastodon server from Singapore
lemmy.cogindo.net a #lemmy server from Finland
lemmy.kyryli.uk a #lemmy server from Canada
feddit.world a #lemmy server from United States
nsmtest.site a #misskey server from Private
misskey.m1zuu.net a #misskey server from Japan
cl.ricecream.company a #calckey server from Private
heartbeatz.media a #snac server from United States
lemmy.lucitt.social a #lemmy server from Private
photos.apokrupha.com a #pixelfed server from United States
mast.benstokman.me a #mastodon server from France
r.dcotta.eu a #lemmy server from Private
lemmy.helheim.net a #lemmy server from France
lemmy.steken.xyz a #lemmy server from Sweden
pappdi.in a #lemmy server from Finland
cazool.xyz a #lemmy server from Private
tablegame.mstdn.cloud a #mastodon server from Japan
mstdn.osaka a #mastodon server from Japan
lemmy.aerir.xyz a #lemmy server from Private
minsterhorn.com a #misskey server from Japan
eclair-nightcord.net a #misskey server from Japan
feed.timeloop.tv a #lemmy server from United States
post.signalfd.com a #gotosocial server from Private
posts.dumb.stuff.donaberger.xyz a #mastodon server from United States
qlemmy.com a #lemmy server from United States
u222news.com a #mastodon server from Japan
ykfred.misskey.vip a #misskey server from Private
omochifestival.com a #misskey server from Private
minaduki-network.com a #misskey server from Japan
mitir.social a #misskey server from Private
pugmasu.xyz a #mastodon server from Japan
chamochi.club a #misskey server from Private
fedi.moegirl.live a #calckey server from Private
social.shikatomajo.live a #mastodon server from Private
social.accum.se a #mastodon server from Sweden
toad.work a #lemmy server from United States
3615.computer a #mastodon server from Private
mastodon.cevn.io a #mastodon server from United States
misskey.skyarrow.org a #misskey server from Japan
misskey.brouwerfp.org a #misskey server from Private
mtd.rabiy.me a #mastodon server from South Korea
misskey.xania.fr a #misskey server from Private
forum.chanakancloud.net a #lemmy server from Thailand
akkoma.tbqdrn.de a #akkoma server from Finland
xcoder.org a #gotosocial server from Private
kbin.holmosapien.com a #kbin server from United States
2bit.social a #mastodon server from United States
fanfou.social a #mastodon server from Private
untitled.lol a #mastodon server from Private
twisti.ca a #lemmy server from United States
discuss.petersanchez.com a #lemmy server from United States
lemmity.com a #lemmy server from Private
rickyleong.me a #mastodon server from France
social.andreaslonn.se a #mastodon server from Germany
dragontavern.social a #mastodon server from Private
ghostly.garden a #mastodon server from United States
misskey.oya0831.net a #misskey server from Private
beelseal.com a #nextcloud social server from United States
kbin.life a #kbin server from Private
chaos.futbol a #mastodon server from Portugal
systemsfail.net a #akkoma server from United States
m.mou.best a #mastodon server from United States
masto-lauka-dev.xyz a #mastodon server from Germany
vhcrack.gay a #misskey server from United States
mastodon.indiegamesdevel.com a #mastodon server from France
ferry.host a #mastodon server from United States
lemmy.rentadrunk.org a #lemmy server from United Kingdom
pleromaundermybed.ddns.net a #pleroma server from United States
havensocial.org a #mastodon server from Belgium
purpleit.net a #lemmy server from Private
lemmy4fun.com a #lemmy server from United States
mi.mfmf.company a #misskey server from Private
lemmy.billiam.net a #lemmy server from Private
ri-n-ne.com a #mastodon server from Japan
gts.schalanda.name a #gotosocial server from Germany
www.pori.co.uk a #writefreely server from Private
hewwo.space a #mastodon server from Germany
nauvis.niami.net a #lemmy server from Private
lemmy.darvit.nl a #lemmy server from Netherlands
lemmy.alexware.systems a #lemmy server from Germany
yesteryear.games a #lemmy server from United States

Dead servers: lemmy.kururin.tech
social.trax.dance
m.gslin.com
lemmy.n4.sk
magus.club
lemmy.nerdcave.us
62ki.net
social.rozman.info
fu.spez.social
lemmy.gestoord.net
silicon-dragon.com
friendica.mv2k.com
cubing.social
mastodon.pimmsiki.org
moskva.etn.icu
elephants-dream.festival.tf
svx.im
lemmy.thisisalex.net
endofinternet.mytgard.com
pxl.nochiiverse.eu
catgirlon.top
toot.whatif.org.uk
lemmings.online
mast.liaw.me
pleroma.belowland.com
video.pixelshare.uk
social.hahmo.site
dolphin.okaits7534.mydns.jp
kensei.dev
sneaka.lol
lemmy.cloudsecurityofficehours.com
social.ballpointcarrot.net
ufoo9k.space
emerson.chat
sowhois.gay
social.leskor.com
glowingcu.be
calckey.kitt.ink
misskey.irucabot.com
f.possum.city
social.rucksfuchs.de
feddit.tech
dev.trollian.space
theconsciousness.club
mstdn.isometry.group
events.fedibikes.social
m.yuru.site
pixelfed.co.za
m.die-stammrunde.de
bg.cafe
peertube.ro
soc.triangleidiot.online
akkoma.minecraftanarquia.xyz
etiketi.de
fedi.sofita.noho.st
anime-pub.moe
lemmy.the-burrow.com
tv.zonepl.net
tube.exozy.me
easy.saramara.ai
mk.outerheaven.club
lemmy.scav1.com
social.nonn.io
pleroma.ztrl.de
nerv.agency
relay.masto.social
mastodon.craftsman.dev
mastodon.pelzfeld.com
git.exozy.me
social-pflege.de
misskey.sleepdrag.mydns.jp
social.reconnectcolorado.com
8bitar.io
social.apokrupha.net
social.helene.tk
mastodon.abstractbits.net
pics.caskey-demaret.se
nochiiverse.eu
3dctube.3dcandy.social
voxmojo.com
video.aidev.ru
hacklog.de
mk.dzerom.space
mastodon.oceand.org
gateway.occm.cc
muzzlespace.com
wolko.ru
social.exozy.me
danvelopment.net
wndp.cloud
akkoma.thejar.club
chrysanthem.org
pxlfed.de
social.jonathancandler.com
community.cockworshipper.com
toot.kennery.com
social.singing.dog
pleroma.tentacle.expert
social.michaelsantillan.com
greenhill.zone
tuiter.es
athelreiki.com
hammerandjack.com
ig.wkwkwk.fun
nota.404.mn
bjd.social
misskey.kanpanipage.com
pixel.glukose.fr
mastodon.keegee40.xyz
kikrr.social
live.bungle.chat
lauderdale.social
ristor.me
mastodon.truongan.name.vn
vids.freetards.xyz
social.hackersatporto.com
nannerpuss.club
sosh.space
calckey.archmage.io
wk3.org
video.sonet.ws
funnyna.me
social.philipp-rosch.de
misskey.chihayainfotech.com
live.ianandjayspaceout.com

Help others find a home, send them to fediverse.observer

i think it's kind of funny that north korea has pledged no-first-use of nuclear weapons (as have china and india) but the US and russia have not.

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"Emperor Commodus, we've brought in the finest sculptors in the world to capture your greatness!"

Commodus: "Sure. Whatever."

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This is PCalc running as a native Apple Vision Pro app (rather than running the existing iPadOS app as before).

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I studied AI at university in the early 90s, and we were 5-10 years away from artificial general intelligence then, too.

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Just in time for WWDC, I'd like to introduce you to my latest product:

Hat by PCalc

pcalc.fun

there are people that smoke on their balcony on one of the apartments adjacent to mine in berlin and when i have my bedroom windows open it smells like someone is smoking a cigarette in my bedroom.

i'm very, very, very slow to anger, but this immediately makes me want to murder motherfuckers where they stand.

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@alex would eating cast-off crustacean exoskeletons (from molts) be considered vegan?
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