sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

I just heard someone say that taco trucks should drive around the neighborhood in the evenings and play music like ice cream trucks. I felt that.

Me: “I’m not autistic.”
Also me at the hardware store: *buys large screw because it feels nice in hand and has “a good weight”

@TheConversationUS in all honesty, the amount of woodburning done in residential areas shows that reduction of air quality by gas stoves is not something people worry about. If they would, woodstoves would be illegal in residential areas. But here we are, coughing away due to the neighbours "cosy warmth".

Reality regenerator

not like i need another dumb big computer but i need another dumb big computer

Ah yes, the fishnet

Ew no

Pretending here the answer isn't "you had a 3x engineer and made then work like they were a 20x engineer and this burnt them out in like two years and now they're doing woodworking in a log cabin on the top of a mountain in Montana and if you mention computers to them, they'll shoot you in the face"

It seems every company I've worked at has a person who looms large in their legend.
Like, they're often the person who built the core systems, everything was originally their design, but they left recently and in their absence they've had to hire like 5 more people to try and take over all their responsibilities.

I think next time I'm gonna track down that person, find out where they moved to, and go work there instead

the existence of revolutionary/politician/political theorist V. I. Lenin suggests that there was also E.M.A.C.S. Trotsky

fun fact: the number of transistors in a high-end CPU is just now passing the number of stars in our galaxy.

Never need a man again
Cause I got a mannequin
Gonna love on their smooth balls
'Til they kick me out tha mall

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> Administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
>
> #1) Respect the privacy of others.
> #2) Think before you type.
> #3) With great power comes great responsibility.
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bro I literally own the machine