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the guy inside me (who was also inside of bourdain) who wants me to break my diet and order a small mountain (a foothill perhaps) of delivery fast food "just this once" (it is easily the 100th time in my lifetime) and lay around in my bed eating it is very loud and insistent today. that guy is an asshole

sometimes it seems like the entirety of the universe has culminated in this point to coerce me into ordering way too much delivery fast food in an app and then eating it in my giant heated memory foam bed while endlessly reading the SCPs, forever and ever without end, like the ikea

another day another dozen theists, racists, and furries muted on the fediverse

this is a classic "i am shocked, shocked, that gambling is going on in this establishment!"

https://www.cnbc.com/2021/09/24/biden-condemns-border-patrol-treatment-of-haitian-migrants-in-del-rio.html

like, what the actual fuck do you think those CBP/ICE assholes are doing with their horse budget? dressage?!? they're running down nonwhite people with whips, like they've done THE ENTIRE TIME THEY HAVE EXISTED.

biden is such a massive fool.

cryptocurrency has entered the "then they fight you" phase.

https://nakt-studio.com/collections/women/products/darkroom

"The unisex fragrance comprises memories of dancing crowds, smoky air and vibrant notes of endorphins."

LITERALLY NONE OF THOSE THINGS SMELL GOOD

anyone who has spent any time in a darkroom knows it is the last thing you want to smell like

theory: apple will reintroduce the clientside spyware in ios during the OS release cycle that includes support for the Mx (where x>1) Macbook Pro refresh.

it's the birthday of my friend who killed themselves a few years back. how long should you leave dead friends in your contact list?

imagine how cool humanity is going to be once our energy levels are defined by, you know, actual energy, and not whether there was a loud sound at 4am

i thought my DANE record was over my public key, but my cert expired, I renewed it (same public key), and it still failed, I regenerated the DANE record and it started working again.

what in the cinnamon toast fuck is this

been hit with ads for both slavic and asian mail order brides from youtube today.