sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

the apple app store official app of the year is a children's game whose privacy label says it uploads all sorts of information about you:

youtube keeps showing me very well produced, well written 3 minute long anti-abortion ads.

why did i just think the phrase "brad owen's ken doll crotch mound"

of course it doesn't roll over to next year. use it lose it, baby!

here's a dystopia we haven't seen yet: keyboards
that you have to buy keypresses on. of course the IAP is cheaper if you buy a year's supply.

tfw every day is cyber monday

oh boy twitter is really going to go to shit now

if youtube is any indication nobody seems to have sanded/polished their aluminum unibody mac to make it ipod v2 mirror-shiny.

thinking of doing it to my 18,2 this winter

i sort of want to go caroling

hey remember that time the president said you should check to see if injecting bleach is helpful or not

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/24/health/sunlight-coronavirus-trump.html

i have decided to consciously and deliberately avoid being around the general public from here on out. it's stressful for me and dangerous for them.

No good deed goes unpunished.