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"popular myth is that people who are Very Computer have computers that work. nothing could be further from the truth. the Very Computer are capable of generating much more novel and fascinating ways to make computers not fucking work and exercise this capability wantonly"

i did an experiment for the last year or so seeing if it is possible to live a modern connected life without being tracked by big tech and by extension the us military.

it is not. the experiment failed.

now even if you create an appleid inside the app store app (declining to use one during phone activation/setup), it signs you into icloud automatically without asking (in addition to just the app store).

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finding a file called "uuids" that I saved in 2020 for some reason. inside there are 529 uuids. i have no idea what they are for. could be important, though, can't delete them.

this just in: furries are still trash

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Thank you @USPS @USPSHelp for this insult.

Me: this is my name

USPS: Error. Please enter a name

#unicode #inclusion #noLongerTheEighties

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I want to get these but I know it'd be only like 5 minutes before they got taken away because I kept using them to slap people https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1541848190604890112/photo/1
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Time to turn off your fitness trackers, USA-ians. If you've got a uterus and the fitness thing does core body temperature it's a decent predictor of ovulation and pregnancy :(
#privacy

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