sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

Successfully nerdsniped @chadmed into adding uclamp support to PipeWire, so now all our fancy DSP stuff will stick to an E-core at 600MHz (which is more than enough for it) to minimize power impact when just listening to music.

(We can do fancy scheduler stuff too, Apple!)

End-to-end torture testing.

If my speakers don't melt I think we'll enable speakers on j313 (M1 MBA) in one of the next few kernel updates, to test the waters.

does anyone want to hire me
skills:
- meow
- mrow
- mew

Lol, Apple's attempted wriggling out of reasonable browser competition even hit El Reg:

https://www.theregister.com/2023/11/02/apple_safari_browser/

It underlines the incoherence that iLeakage is *still* unpatched, leaving all iOS users unprotected because of the very monopoly Apple is spending $$$ lawyerbucks to protect.

I'm going as a fedi admin for Halloween

I just need the police uniform

What the F’ing hell is this shit?

https://www.macrumors.com/2023/10/11/t-mobile-plan-migration/

“””
“We are not raising the price of any of your plans; we are moving you to a newer plan with more benefits at a different cost," T-Mobile instructs employees to say.
“””

Dear people of the fediverse: someone expressing an opinion about a controversial topic that you happen to disagree with does not constitute spreading disinformation. Thank you for attending my TED talk.

It is now safe to switch off your consciousness.