sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

dan with my hedgehog, 2011. 😥

there was a gap of a few hours in between when my friend's death was announced and when his phone stopped sending delivery receipts to messages. that gap is over now and my temporary fantasy of him faking his own death is gone. this fucking sucks.

Walgreens are shitty liars.

do you want variants? because this is how you get variants.

fred wilson personally took 1.8bn usd out of coinbase last week, along with another 1.8bn for his fund, if i'm reading this image correctly.

turning on Advanced Protection means opting in to additional surveillance by google.

google will upload images you view in your browser to google, and the only way to disable this in organization browser management is under "accessibility" settings. not being spied on by big G is now an accessibility setting.

chromeos management allows human beings without a soul who are working as system administrators to rob you of the small joy of being able to play the dinosaur jumping game in chrome when offline

cute, but fuck you

please send more memes that make use of comedic kerning

somehow you always knew it would be those dumb motherfuckers in the 586....

if a personal computer is a bicycle for your mind, then what is a smartphone?

there is a lot of gear stuff happening right now

this is tutu.

(full res https://dl.sneak.cloud/2021/20210201.a7r4.06020.jpg )

cc @Vladimir_Vladimirovich@mastodon.social

i took a picture of the moon in my backyard. it's potato compared to those who are good at astrophotography, but i'm pretty chuffed that even tycho is plainly visible.

i think someone should tell the coinbase ceo that cosplaying the stonks man isn't really acceptable behavior for a ceo of a publicly traded company

this is tutu sitting on my knee

yo @Vladimir_Vladimirovich@mastodon.social