sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

@flabbonix indeed i might. if i were looking to waste many dozens of hours and many thousands of dollars, though, i would go with the hookers and cocaine route, it's a much more fun way to lose huge amounts of time and money.

uber is forcing me to agree to a new TOS to use the gift card money already loaded onto my account weeks ago.

"i have altered the deal. pray i do not alter it further."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yield_strength_anomaly

@O the audio reproduction tech is obscenely advanced, literally nothing else that size and price comes remotely close to the level of audio tech and quality in them. there are a half dozen non-obvious technical features they did that are so involved that nobody else has bothered

@duponin no

the DRM preventing them from using their onboard bluetooth hardware

i am violently angry at the sheer human accomplishment that the homepods are. the fact that they were discontinued is quite literally for those who know a national shame.

https://computecuter.com/

for balance, here's one where he says a lot of shit that isn't on schedule at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIwLWfaAg-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDwzmJpI4io

holy shit this guy's ability to predict the future is uncanny

https://techcrunch.com/2010/04/19/steve-jobs-android-porn/

"We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone ... Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone." —Steve Jobs, April 2010

well, i use a pixel now, so there's that

@alexandra @HerbSteelbranch you smell like a mammal and you behave like a mammal and you reproduce like a mammal and you either lactate or associate closely with lactators

@colinsmatt11 @ben @pixelherodev@fosstodon.org lol learn how to torrent and use ida

@colinsmatt11 @ben @pixelherodev@fosstodon.org all software is free software