sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

@flabbonix which also favors the defendant

got NFT spam to a private (illegally scraped/stolen/harvested) address from some nft platform startup who namedropped their VCs in the first line of the email.

just notified their VCs investor relations departments that their portfolio company is illegally spamming. cc'd the founder of the spam company.

@flabbonix indeed i might. if i were looking to waste many dozens of hours and many thousands of dollars, though, i would go with the hookers and cocaine route, it's a much more fun way to lose huge amounts of time and money.

uber is forcing me to agree to a new TOS to use the gift card money already loaded onto my account weeks ago.

"i have altered the deal. pray i do not alter it further."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yield_strength_anomaly

@O the audio reproduction tech is obscenely advanced, literally nothing else that size and price comes remotely close to the level of audio tech and quality in them. there are a half dozen non-obvious technical features they did that are so involved that nobody else has bothered

@duponin no

the DRM preventing them from using their onboard bluetooth hardware

i am violently angry at the sheer human accomplishment that the homepods are. the fact that they were discontinued is quite literally for those who know a national shame.

https://computecuter.com/

for balance, here's one where he says a lot of shit that isn't on schedule at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIwLWfaAg-8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDwzmJpI4io

holy shit this guy's ability to predict the future is uncanny

https://techcrunch.com/2010/04/19/steve-jobs-android-porn/

"We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone ... Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone." —Steve Jobs, April 2010

well, i use a pixel now, so there's that

@alexandra @HerbSteelbranch you smell like a mammal and you behave like a mammal and you reproduce like a mammal and you either lactate or associate closely with lactators

@colinsmatt11 @ben @pixelherodev@fosstodon.org lol learn how to torrent and use ida