sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahnYw3KmX74

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilson_Phillips

i had no idea about their parents

what should i do with a hard drive that throws write errors sometimes but isn't completely dead? it's 10tb so i don't want to just throw it in the garbage.

TIL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbsnnKlQHE

you basic-ass bitches using sodium hydroxide to clean out your sink drains

just a reminder that they did this a year before the iphone came out, when people were still using the palm treo and that stupid blackberry with the trackball:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmR4zLcORNc

and oh, take me off your mailing list for kids who think it still exists.

you can't actually turn off automatic updates if your freshly installed ipad running ios15 is not connected to a network, as it's behind the "is there an update available" screen, which endlessly pops up a "can't check for updates" modal preventing you from accessing the "turn off Apple RCE" submenu.

an ipad mini with a cellular connection running ios15 can activate even without a sim, as ios15 includes an esim provided by apple for activation. this means prior to activation on a fresh boot it's already identifying itself to the tower and leaking your location and IMEI, WITH NO SIM INSTALLED.

TIL that the iOS activation process is actually patented:

https://www.freepatentsonline.com/20090061934.pdf

linux networking has gone totally insane now, the tools all seem to work but are entirely opaque to users. everything makes its own network namespace now and your usual tools and troubleshooting procedures are completely useless.

regrettably i think i need more computers

imagine being mad about pronouns: you squirted air through your own meat and produced incorrect vibration wave symbols, now we fite

i like conveyor belt sushi for the same reason i'm a fan of in-kernel HTTP.

my machine has 18 cores, 128gb of ram, has 3 5k displays, and cost me more than a small car, and somehow the dinosaur game on chrome still drops frames

you know that denial-of-service where you sprinkle the tiniest amount of black powder on the outside of someone's carry on?

the bitcoin equivalent would be to find someone's exchange deposit address and send ransomware proceeds there.

https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/deputy-attorney-general-lisa-o-monaco-announces-national-cryptocurrency-enforcement-team

does anyone want to run/admin a pleroma or mastodon instance for me and take full responsibility for managing it? quote me a price, i am happy to pay.