sneak @sneak@sneak.berlin

i subscribe to the gender binary, and resultantly i have 10 balls

why do i want a sword umbrella all of a sudden??

https://www.dragonsports.eu/en/53386-umbrella-sword-straight-handle-high-end.html

very excited for my $500 8TB external SSD to arrive tomorrow

dear historians: i was there when "sleepy" became "eepy", it was supposed to be a cute shortening but then it just stuck everywhere because it's unambiguous

dear #lazyweb : i would like a free software CMS that i can use to back a static site like jekyll or hugo. even if it's just a simple CRUD thing that can make the whole thing available as a JSON URL, i can write twenty lines of script to write out a jekyll `_posts` from that. please advise. #blogging #lazyweb #jekyll #cms #jamstack

it's crazy how much better the code search in github has become now that microsoft runs it.

the 2 year contract lock in in germany for mobile service is the worst bullshit racket

the canada/mexico iphone i bought (because i need a sim card slot) doesn't speak the 5g bands used in the usa. if i get the one that speaks the 5g bands in the usa, i can't use my german sim card because those don't have sim slots. cool.

i want an expedit/kallax with a 5V usb-c inside each cubby, and one row of 50W PD ports.

it's not required to put cholesterol values on food labels in germany like it is in the USA.

fuck me the vivo x90 has a 517ppi display

like half the friends who have birthdays on my calendar this week are now dead

"We have removed the Lightning port so now you can plug in your cables which are identified by the lightning bolt icon."

oh god we are on THIS timeline fuck

https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MUQX3AM/A/usb-c-to-lightning-adapter

fat white people on antidepressants saying "primary bedroom"

if there's anything i have learned in my four decades on this planet, it's that you should never, ever mention having a medical problem to festival hippies.