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@aliss this is some #lifegoals

@realcaseyrollins they will try to cure it with a bunch of shit that doesn't work, and they'll talk your ear off about it.

"We have removed the Lightning port so now you can plug in your cables which are identified by the lightning bolt icon."

oh god we are on THIS timeline fuck

https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MUQX3AM/A/usb-c-to-lightning-adapter

@briannawu also the united states can force spacex to do whatever is in the US' interest - there's no national security risk there

@briannawu blowing up human beings in crimea is not related to the national security of the united states

fat white people on antidepressants saying "primary bedroom"

if there's anything i have learned in my four decades on this planet, it's that you should never, ever mention having a medical problem to festival hippies.

@Teri_Kanefield literally everyone has had this plan. he failed to execute on it. remember when he looked directly at the eclipse? or caught covid? turns out being dumb really is bad for you.

@Green_Footballs everyone is planning this. ideas are worthless, execution (literally and figuratively) is everything.

@stavvers there should be better UI for sharing lists of users, and bulk following such lists.

@bot @gray and you must have missed the part where i say i'm not a capture one user? how do you jump from that to "essential to your workflow"? the mind reels

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@bot @gray i can't believe it's 2023 and i still have to explain to people that copying isn't stealing

should i try to get linux running on my mac IIcx?

@bot @gray who said anything about stealing?

@bot @gray what's dishonest?