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@kkarhan lightning was a vast improvement over everything else available and i'm glad they did it and i'm glad they stuck with it. also i'm fairly certain that apple invented usb-c and put it through the usb-if so it wouldn't be associated with them and would become universal. it's basically just like lightning v2.

@alexskunz@mastodon.social i mean to say it's stupid and shitty that food labeling laws in germany leave this out. if it's important to show fat content, or calorie content, or natrium content, it's important to show cholesterol content.

the canada/mexico iphone i bought (because i need a sim card slot) doesn't speak the 5g bands used in the usa. if i get the one that speaks the 5g bands in the usa, i can't use my german sim card because those don't have sim slots. cool.

i want an expedit/kallax with a 5V usb-c inside each cubby, and one row of 50W PD ports.

it's not required to put cholesterol values on food labels in germany like it is in the USA.

fuck me the vivo x90 has a 517ppi display

like half the friends who have birthdays on my calendar this week are now dead

@strypey @socketwench there's a mute button for when you don't like what rude people on the internet are saying about your stupid posts

@aliss this is some #lifegoals

@realcaseyrollins they will try to cure it with a bunch of shit that doesn't work, and they'll talk your ear off about it.

"We have removed the Lightning port so now you can plug in your cables which are identified by the lightning bolt icon."

oh god we are on THIS timeline fuck

https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MUQX3AM/A/usb-c-to-lightning-adapter

@briannawu also the united states can force spacex to do whatever is in the US' interest - there's no national security risk there

@briannawu blowing up human beings in crimea is not related to the national security of the united states

fat white people on antidepressants saying "primary bedroom"

if there's anything i have learned in my four decades on this planet, it's that you should never, ever mention having a medical problem to festival hippies.

@Teri_Kanefield literally everyone has had this plan. he failed to execute on it. remember when he looked directly at the eclipse? or caught covid? turns out being dumb really is bad for you.

@Green_Footballs everyone is planning this. ideas are worthless, execution (literally and figuratively) is everything.